Exercise Information


Top 10 Most Outrageous Exercises I've Ever Seen


In the course of my experience working and training in gyms, I've seen people doing some incredibly "interesting" exercises. Unfortunately, it's usually because these people have not been properly instructed in exercise technique.

Here are some of the top winners. Remember, these are actual exercises that I've seen people do. I made the names of the exercises up to match the lunacy of how they look.

DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME! OR AT THE GYM! OR ANYWHERE!!!

1. Dumbell Hair Combs - Start by holding a dumbell in front of you. Do a front raise with it then whip the dumbell back and over the top of your head like you're combing your hair with it. Make sure to just miss your skull.

2. Hog-tied Face-Rubs - Lie on your stomach on the floor. Grasp your ankles behind your back and rub your face back and forth on the ground repeatedly. Continue until you've had enough.

3. Abdominal Earthquakes - Lie on the floor on your back in the classic start position of a crunch. Now yank as hard as you can on the back of your head up and down and thrash your legs around in the air like you're fending off starving dogs. This evidently works your abs. You will resemble Jello that has just been dropped on the floor. Your face should be as red as a tomato by the time you're done.

4. The Arm Wrecker - Do one cheating, momentum-filled rep of an arm exercise with ridiculously heavy weight then swing your arms around as fast as you can in a circle to get blood to the muscle. This technique will either help your arm grow or will smack the person waiting to use the machine/weights next.

5. Pelvic Demolisher - Stand with your fingers interlocked behind your head. Do a pelvic thrust forward and drop your spinal column down and backwards about 6 inches. This exercise is best done in front of a large group of people.

6. Dumbell Doggy Digs - Bend over at the waist so that your back is rounded completely over like an arch. Your legs should be completely straight and locked out. You should look like you are trying hard to touch your toes but not really succeeding. Hold two dumbells down at arms-length. Now spin them round and round repeatedly just off the floor so that you resemble a dog digging a hole.

7. Pec Rockets - Set the pec deck machine with far too much weight for you to handle safely. Make sure you are very sweaty and slippery before attempting this one. First, use your entire bodyweight to get one arm pad up to the front. Then, throw yourself at the other one to get it to the front. Hold them there for a half-second then get shot four feet out across the floor as you squirt from the machine like a greased banana.

8. Rush-Hour Bench Press - This exercise is done on the vertical seated chest press machine that has a foot pedal to help raise the weight to the starting position. Use this pedal at the bottom of every single rep to bounce the weight back up. Your footwork will resemble that of someone in rush-hour traffic going from 0 to 60 to 0 every 3 seconds.

9. Close-Grip, Behind-The-Neck Shoulder Press - Sit in a shoulder press station, gripping the bar overhead with about 6 inches between your hands. Bring the bar down directly behind your head. Be sure to lean forward 45 degrees and round your back over so that your shoulder joints and lower back each get their fair share of trauma.

10. C.P.R. Bench Press - Start by loading your safe maximum bench press weight onto the bar. Now add 20 more pounds just to be safer. Have your spotter lift the bar off the rack for you. Lower it 2 inches on your own power then allow it to drop and cave in your rib cage. Be sure your spotter is a strong deadlifter before attempting this exercise as you will need them to pull the bar off you at the bottom of every rep. When your spotter has pulled the bar off you after the first rep and is trying to put it back on the racks, yell out "I've got six more reps!"

Remember that this is just a small sample of things I have actually seen people doing. Please be sure when you do your exercises that you take the time to learn proper form and, if you do see someone performing an exercise that is potentially harmful, tactfully assist them.

For more information about exercise technique and errors, go to http://www.fitstep.com/Library/Exercises/Exercises.htm

About The Author

Nick Nilsson is Vice President of BetterU, Inc., an online exercise, fitness, and personal training company. Check out his latest eBook "The Best Exercises You've Never Heard Of" at http://www.thebestexercises.com or visit http://www.fitstep.com. You can contact him at betteru@fitstep.com or subscribe to BetterU News, his fitness newsletter at betterunews@fitstep.com.


MORE RESOURCES:

msnbc.com

US and S Korea in naval exercise
BBC News
The US and South Korea have begun a major military exercise in the Sea of Japan, despite threats of retaliation with nuclear weapons from North Korea. ...
An exercise in follyPittsburgh Post Gazette
S. Korea, US end joint exercise in East SeaKorea Times
US war games a show of impotenceThe Australian
Voice of America -AFP -Examiner.com
all 3,099 news articles »


Daily Mail

Is Chelsea Clinton taking her pre-wedding exercise regime too far?
Daily Mail
But Chelsea Clinton is possibly going overboard with her pre-wedding exercise regime, having been spotted going to the gym avidly over the past week in an ...

and more »


Nuclear Strike Exercise Conducted in Los Angeles
Global Security Newswire
Authorities in Los Angeles County yesterday took part in an exercise involving the mock detonation of a 10-kiloton nuclear weapon, the Xinhua News Agency ...
Nuclear drill held in Los AngelesXinhua
Agencies drill for nuclear terrorist attackContra Costa Times

all 10 news articles »


Exercise may help relieve osteoarthritis pain
Dr. Cutler
The study, which appears in the August issue of Arthritis Care & Research, followed 150 patients with OA who were receiving exercise therapy for a period of ...

and more »


Softbank Corp Issuance Of Stock Acquisition Rights
Wall Street Journal
Features of the Stock Acquisition Rights, (6) Conditions for the exercise of the Stock Acquisition Rights." II Outline of the issuance of the Stock ...

and more »


Reuters India

Agricultural Bank of China announces full exercise of over-allotment option
Xinhua
HONG KONG, July 29 (Xinhua) -- China's Agricultural Bank (ABC) announced Thursday the over-allotment option for its global offering has been exercised in ...
AgBank IPO Inches Closer To Being World's BiggestWall Street Journal
AgBank issues additional shares in Hong Kong IPOAFP

all 578 news articles »


GigOptix Announces Exercise of Over-Allotment Option for Recent Public Offering
MarketWatch (press release)
Including the exercise of the over-allotment option, a total of 2760000 shares were sold in the offering with gross proceeds to GigOptix of approximately ...
Exercise of over-allotment option boosts GigOptix public offering to $4.83mSemiconductor Today

all 13 news articles »


Telegraph.co.uk

US, South Korea Begin Major Naval Exercise
Voice of America
Photo: AP The United States and South Korean on Sunday began a major naval exercise that North Korea has threatened could lead to a "sacred war" based on ...
North Korea vows 'physical response' to US exerciseBBC News
US aircraft carrier to participate in joint training exercise with South KoreaWashington Post
North Korea – Noticing ForceFOXNews (blog)
Examiner.com -UK Today News -AFP
all 7,110 news articles »



News By The Second (blog)

Healthy? Positively
Philadelphia Inquirer
Regular exercise is also an excellent way to up your happiness quotient. Exercise has been scientifically proven to be a natural antidepressant, too. ...
Positive QuotesNews By The Second (blog)

all 3 news articles »

Google News

internet marketing business
home | site map
©2008  quick and easy ways to make money